NEW: Traitor - new job card
There's always someone who breaks the circle of trust and after years of saying they'll quit their job they finally do. WTF. What are the rest of you meant to do? Actually update your LinkedIn? Despite being great for colleagues hell bent on self improvement this card also works for friends who couple up, procreate, get engaged and do all of life's basic b*tch activities despite constantly declaring they're 'not that sort of person'. They protest too much.
350gsm FSC certified cream card with shiny turquoise foil printed by hand. Comes with a pink envelope. The card is 14.8cm x 10.5cm in size and is blank inside. Sustainably printed in the UK.