Against all odds and good taste, Mean Mail has survived eight whole years of telling people what they don't want to hear in saccharine pastels. 

We’re having a birthday party, and you're invited to come celebrate, see the new collection, and maybe buy some. 

When: 6-9pm Thursday, 22nd May 2025 (Yes that’s three whole hours of awkward mingling) 

Where: PAVEMENT Store, 19 Orford Road, Walthamstow, E17 9NL

RSVP? No need, just turn up. 

Our new collection features even more ways to disguise emotional violence as thoughtful correspondence. I don’t want to give away too many spoilers but I will say I’m really proud of the card about chin hairs. 

There will be free drinks and cake (please don’t sing happy birthday, MORT. Just enjoy looking at the cake and maybe take a picture of it before eating it). It’ll be a great opportunity to stock up on cards for all those friends you secretly hate. 

If you don't come, I’ll just assume you had something better to do. 

If you'd like to learn the art of hot foiling, I'm running a workshop on Saturday 24th May 11:15 - 13:15 at PAVEMENT. For more info and to book click here.