A delightfully ambiguous statement that works on multiple levels, depending on who you're sending it to and how much chaos you're willing to create this festive season.

This card is a choose-your-own-controversy masterpiece. Send it to friends who'll appreciate the theological cheek, parents with a sense of humour about Santa, or anyone who needs a gentle reminder to stop talking about their commuter crush. The beauty is in the ambiguity, they'll know exactly which "he" you mean.

Warning: May spark existential crises, family debates, or overdue breakup conversations. Consider your audience wisely.

Card Details:

• A6 size (14.8cm x 10.5cm)
• Blank inside for your own message
• 350gsm FSC certified card
• Hot foil debossed type
• Sustainably printed by hand in London, UK

SKU: MMA049/55