Why waste precious holiday time on awkward small talk when you can send this brutally honest greeting instead? Perfect for maintaining that delicate balance between 'staying in touch' and 'actually staying in touch.'

Send it to relatives you're obligated to acknowledge, friends you love but can't face this festive season, or anyone who'll appreciate your commitment to emotional efficiency.

Card Details:

• A6 size (14.8cm x 10.5cm)
• Blank inside for your own message
• 350gsm FSC certified card
• Hot foil debossed type
• Sustainably printed by hand in London, UK

SKU: MMA146