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Fantastic. Great. Congratulations. Whatever - congratulations card

I think I prefer your old place - new home card

Don't f*ck it up - new job | baby | relationship | wedding card

Stay. You'll never make new friends - new job card

At least I remembered - valentine's | anniversary | birthday | father's day card

It's always about you - sarcastic birthday card

I felt obliged to send this - valentine's | anniversary | birthday card

Maybe it's time for b*tox - birthday card

Old - funny birthday card

Don't worry, it's not from Amzn - funny birthday | valentine's card

Oh great. Another birthday card

Sorry no gift, I spent it on the c*rd - funny birthday card

Finally - engagement | new job card

I don't have anyone else to give this to - valentine's | anniversary | father's day card

We know you were fired - funny new job card

You've aged - birthday card

Sorry it's late, I forgot - funny birthday | anniversary card

I'm glad you're not a mum blogger - new baby | birthday | mother's day card

Another one? Great - birthday | anniversary | new baby card

You're such a basic b*tch - birthday card

It's that time of year again | funny birthday card

I give it a year - sarcastic wedding | new job card

I'm only here for the cheese board - wedding | birthday | new home | christmas card

Good luck with that - new job | new baby | wedding card

Oh great. Another wedding card

Just don't be yourself - funny new job | congratulations card

Sorry no gift, you have too much sh*t | funny birthday | anniversary card

Stop showing off - funny birthday | congratulations | wedding card

Nobody Cares - funny birthday card

You've peaked - birthday | congratulations card

The first divorce is always the hardest - funny wedding | anniversary | valentine's card

Remember when you were interesting - funny birthday | anniversary | new baby | father's day card

Oh sh*t - congratulations | I'm sorry | condolences | bad news card

It's the thought that counts - sarcastic birthday | valentine's | anniversary card

I'm too busy for this - funny birthday card

Oh great. Another baby card

Nope - sarcastic birthday card

I knew you were a quitter - new job | congratulations card

I'm only here for the food - wedding | birthday | christmas card

Whatever - funny birthday | congratulations card

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